Multitasking...Baby Style

This is, I believe, the reason she stopped crawling and started walking on Monday, June 8, 2009...

Pre-School Graduation.....

May 20, 2009.......sniff, sniff

Let me feel your "bras"....

As I tucked Ava into bed tonight she tells me she wants to "feel" my "bra's"...a.k.a. jugs.  I say okay and cautiously watch her little hands start pushing and punching my ta-ta's (which are, of course, contained in a bra and a tank top). 

She informs me during this process that you have to leave your thumb over your fist when you punch or you will break it, Daddy says so. 

Awesome.

After she moment, apparently her questions were answered as she looked at me and said they were, and I quote, "knocky".

Out of the mouths of babes.....

Pretty, Pretty Princess......

She did her own hair and poses like this voluntarily.....LOVE IT!

The Prince Store......

Since the beginning of 2008, when Ava was barely 3, she has been increasingly interested in those damn Disney Princesses. Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, Snow White, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty and all their little Princess money sucking corporate propoganda sluts friends have become her skewed concept of what she, and all her real life friends, will grow up to be one day.

Their Princes though, are what she seems to be the most fascinated with. Not the castles or horses or even a freakin mermaid tail...the effing Princes. So last summer she start talking about the Prince Store.

Apparently she believes there is a Prince Store, which after college, women go to and choose their Prince.

What a fucking BRILLIANT child.